{"product_id":"happy-fucking-birthday-pop-up-greeting-card-printed","title":"Happy Fucking Birthday - Pop Up Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"90\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"83\"\u003eBecause age is just a number—and you’re still an a\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-hole.**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eClassy on the outside, full-blown emotional damage on the inside. This minimalist red-and-cream card starts off polite(ish) with a simple “Happy F\u003cem data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"339\"\u003ecking Birthday”… then opens to reveal a majestic pop-up middle finger and the heartfelt message: “F\u003c\/em\u003eCK OFF (KIDDING, LOVE YOU).” It’s the perfect combo of sass, snark, and maybe a sprinkle of sincerity—just enough to make them cry-laugh into their cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"537\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"537\"\u003e🖕 Pop-up finger for maximum disrespect\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"574\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"574\"\u003e🎈 Clean design, filthy attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e📬 Ships flat, explodes with feelings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"709\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"645\"\u003eHappy F*cking Birthday:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because nothing says “I remembered” like a middle finger in 3D.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rain Parade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47394260451555,"sku":"RP-POC-HFB","price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7941\/7827\/files\/happy-fucking-birthday-pop-up-card-printed-front.jpg?v=1761446810","url":"https:\/\/pegasuspride.co\/en-ca\/products\/happy-fucking-birthday-pop-up-greeting-card-printed","provider":"Pegasus Pride","version":"1.0","type":"link"}