'Bitch Better Have My Cookies' - Long Sleeve Shirt

Bring the sass, the laughs, and the holiday spirit with a long sleeve that turns Santa into the ultimate cookie‑collecting icon. Featuring a bold, modern Santa delivering gifts with attitude, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves cheeky Christmas humor served with a side of festive fun.

🎁 Why It’s a Holiday Hit

• Soft, cozy cotton blend that keeps you warm all season
• High‑quality print featuring a hilarious, confident Santa
• Guaranteed to spark laughs at parties, cookie swaps, and gift exchanges
• Unisex fit that works for every holiday troublemaker

🎄 Style Vibe

Think classic Santa with a modern twist — expressive, bold, and ready to collect what’s his. This shirt blends playful humor with festive charm, making it a standout piece for anyone who loves Christmas with a little extra attitude.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is handmade just for you and production begins as soon as you place your order. This may result in a longer wait time compared to mass-produced items from large online retailers. We value sustainability by avoiding excess production and appreciate your conscious buying decisions and for choosing an LGBT owned small business. 

This product has a delivery time of approximately 6-13 business days and may vary depending on your physical location.

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