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Happy Birthday, Prick - Pop Up Card

Happy Birthday, Prick - Pop Up Card

Regular price $15.00 CAD
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Nothing says love like a cactus flipping you off.

Straight from the desert of bad decisions comes this aggressively adorable birthday card featuring a smug little cactus giving the middle finger while holding a patched-up balloon. Open it up and watch the sass unfold—literally. Whether you're roasting a friend, sibling, or your favorite pain in the ass, this spiky surprise hits right in the funny bone (and possibly the ego).

  • 🌵 Pop-up cactus with a finger and feelings
  • šŸŽˆ Balloon included, emotional support not
  • šŸ“¬ Ships flat, unfolds into full-blown insult

Happy Birthday, Ya Prick: Because nothing says ā€œI careā€ like a cactus flipping the bird.

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