It's Not Going to Lick Itself Long Sleeve

Bring cheeky holiday humor to your wardrobe with a long sleeve that knows how to make an entrance. Featuring a classic red‑and‑white candy cane paired with the playful phrase “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself,” this shirt delivers festive fun with a wink — bold enough to get laughs, clean enough for holiday parties.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

Soft, cozy cotton blend perfect for chilly winter nights
Bright, high‑quality candy cane graphic that pops
A crowd‑pleasing joke that always gets a smile
Unisex fit designed for easy, comfortable holiday wear

🎄 Style Vibe

Think traditional Christmas sweetness with a mischievous twist. The candy cane keeps things classic and festive, while the text adds just the right amount of playful sass. Perfect for parties, gift exchanges, or anyone who loves humor wrapped in holiday cheer.

100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
Double-needle bottom hem
Taped neck and shoulders
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is handmade just for you and production begins as soon as you place your order. This may result in a longer wait time compared to mass-produced items from large online retailers. We value sustainability by avoiding excess production and appreciate your conscious buying decisions and for choosing an LGBT owned small business.

This product has a delivery time of approximately 6-13 business days and may vary depending on your physical location.

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