Love You Greeting Card - Pop Up

The most toxic card you can send to a loved one.

Some people say “I love you.” Others say “fuck off.” With Fuck Off, Love You, you don’t have to choose.

Open this delightfully aggressive pop-up card and be greeted by a giant, unapologetic 3D middle finger, standing tall and proud beneath the words: FUCK OFF. And just when they start questioning your sanity—there it is, the emotional backpedal in fine print: “Just kidding. Love you.”

It’s romantic. It’s hostile. It’s everything healthy relationships are made of.

Perfect for the person you can’t live with, can’t live without, and occasionally fantasize about dropkicking.

🖕 Pop-up middle finger included.
❤️ Love and sarcasm sold separately.
📬 Slightly unhinged. Fully heartfelt.

Fuck Off, Love You: For when your love comes with insults, threats, and unwavering devotion.