Happy Birthday, Dickhead - Pop Up Card
Happy Birthday, Dickhead - Pop Up Card
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A pop-up peen for the person who deserves the most.
Say it with your chestāand a 3D schlong. This outrageously graphic birthday card doesnāt beat around the bush. Open it up and BOOM: a proud, precision-engineered paper d*ck springs to attention, complete with low-hanging... sentiment. Whether it's for your bestie, your brother, or that coworker who won't shut up about turning 30āthis card lets them know exactly how you feel: lovingly hostile.
- š Pop-up junk in glorious 3D
- š Covered in d*cks, inside and outājust like your friend
- š¬ Includes envelope, discretion not included
Happy Birthday, Dickhead: Because nothing says āI remembered your birthdayā like an unsolicited pop-up penis.
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