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Happy Birthday, Dickhead - Pop Up Card

Happy Birthday, Dickhead - Pop Up Card

Regular price $10.00 USD
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A pop-up peen for the person who deserves the most.

Say it with your chest—and a 3D schlong. This outrageously graphic birthday card doesn’t beat around the bush. Open it up and BOOM: a proud, precision-engineered paper d*ck springs to attention, complete with low-hanging... sentiment. Whether it's for your bestie, your brother, or that coworker who won't shut up about turning 30—this card lets them know exactly how you feel: lovingly hostile.

  • šŸ† Pop-up junk in glorious 3D
  • šŸŽ‰ Covered in d*cks, inside and out—just like your friend
  • šŸ“¬ Includes envelope, discretion not included

Happy Birthday, Dickhead: Because nothing says ā€œI remembered your birthdayā€ like an unsolicited pop-up penis.

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